{"product_id":"horde-crest-tee","title":"Horde Crest Tee","description":"NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: YOU JOINED THE HORDE.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCongratulations, warrior. You have acquired the official Barbarian Bombshells Horde Crest Tee! \u003cbr\u003e\nA battle-tested garment reserved for the brave, the beautiful, and anyone who has made at least one questionable decision at a Renaissance festival.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nITEM CLASS: Battle Casual\u003cbr\u003e\nRARITY: Horde-Issued\u003cbr\u003e\nARMOR RATING: Emotionally Supportive\u003cbr\u003e\nCHARISMA BONUS: Suspiciously High\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEQUIPMENT EFFECTS:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• +10 Courage\u003cbr\u003e\n• +5 Flirtation\u003cbr\u003e\n• Increased resistance to boring outfits\u003cbr\u003e\n• 30% chance of triggering a spontaneous drinking song\u003cbr\u003e\n• Identifies the wearer as a friend of the Barbarians and therefore a potential accomplice\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWARNING: This garment does not protect against axes, hangovers, audience participation, or becoming hopelessly devoted to a dangerously charming barbarian woman.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nTHE MORTAL DETAILS:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Soft, lightweight unisex T-shirt\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNOTE FROM THE ARMORY: Due to the natural properties of the fabric, the White variant may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWear it proudly. Recruit recklessly. Awaken the warrior within.\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"The Barbarian Bombshells","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":44070134022203,"sku":"5431519_474","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":44070134054971,"sku":"5431519_505","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":44070134087739,"sku":"5431519_536","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":44070134120507,"sku":"5431519_567","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":44070134153275,"sku":"5431519_598","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":44070134186043,"sku":"5431519_629","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0369\/0804\/0251\/files\/horde-crest-tee-loot-reveal_44608fc6-4124-4d89-9836-d77ad11b56a7.png?v=1787976783","url":"https:\/\/www.octoboroscult.com\/products\/horde-crest-tee","provider":"The Barbarian Bombshells","version":"1.0","type":"link"}