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The Barbarian Bombshells

Horde Crest Tee

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NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: YOU JOINED THE HORDE.

Congratulations, warrior. You have acquired the official Barbarian Bombshells Horde Crest Tee!
A battle-tested garment reserved for the brave, the beautiful, and anyone who has made at least one questionable decision at a Renaissance festival.

ITEM CLASS: Battle Casual
RARITY: Horde-Issued
ARMOR RATING: Emotionally Supportive
CHARISMA BONUS: Suspiciously High

EQUIPMENT EFFECTS:

• +10 Courage
• +5 Flirtation
• Increased resistance to boring outfits
• 30% chance of triggering a spontaneous drinking song
• Identifies the wearer as a friend of the Barbarians and therefore a potential accomplice

WARNING: This garment does not protect against axes, hangovers, audience participation, or becoming hopelessly devoted to a dangerously charming barbarian woman.

THE MORTAL DETAILS:

• Soft, lightweight unisex T-shirt
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

NOTE FROM THE ARMORY: Due to the natural properties of the fabric, the White variant may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white.

Wear it proudly. Recruit recklessly. Awaken the warrior within.

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