{"product_id":"bombshell-battle-cry-tee","title":"Bombshell Battle Cry Tee","description":"NEW QUEST AVAILABLE: START A TAVERN RIOT\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou remember your training, warrior.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWHEN WE SAY DRINK—YOU SAY FIGHT.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis official Barbarian Bombshells battle-cry tee allows you to summon the Horde’s favorite call-and-response wherever mead, poor judgment, or unnecessary violence may occur.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nITEM CLASS: Ceremonial Battle Shirt\u003cbr\u003e\nRARITY: Audience-Issued\u003cbr\u003e\nARMOR RATING: Basically None\u003cbr\u003e\nVOLUME BONUS: +20\u003cbr\u003e\nSOBRIETY PENALTY: Probable\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEQUIPMENT BONUSES:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• +10 Drinking-Song Enthusiasm\u003cbr\u003e\n• +5 Improvised Combat Readiness\u003cbr\u003e\n• Resistance to boring parties\u003cbr\u003e\n• Advantage on all tavern-related charisma checks\u003cbr\u003e\n• 40% chance of starting a completely unnecessary chant\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% chance that a Bombshell knows exactly what you’re yelling\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWARNING: Activating the battle cry in public may summon nearby warriors, wenches, drinking companions, festival degenerates, and at least one man who misunderstood the assignment.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMATERIAL SPECS:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Soft ring-spun cotton construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double stitching at the neckline and sleeves\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWear it proud. Drink loud. Fight responsibly.\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"The Barbarian Bombshells","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":44070215188539,"sku":"6149470_474","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":44070215221307,"sku":"6149470_505","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":44070215254075,"sku":"6149470_536","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":44070215286843,"sku":"6149470_567","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":44070215319611,"sku":"6149470_598","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":44070215352379,"sku":"6149470_629","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0369\/0804\/0251\/files\/bombshell-battle-cry-tee-loot-reveal_a6148ce1-3bee-4bb3-8cc9-8edca4edb158.png?v=1787976778","url":"https:\/\/www.octoboroscult.com\/products\/bombshell-battle-cry-tee","provider":"The Barbarian Bombshells","version":"1.0","type":"link"}