Bombshell Battle Cry Tee

NEW QUEST AVAILABLE: START A TAVERN RIOT

You remember your training, warrior.

WHEN WE SAY DRINK—YOU SAY FIGHT.

This official Barbarian Bombshells battle-cry tee allows you to summon the Horde’s favorite call-and-response wherever mead, poor judgment, or unnecessary violence may occur.

ITEM CLASS: Ceremonial Battle Shirt
RARITY: Audience-Issued
ARMOR RATING: Basically None
VOLUME BONUS: +20
SOBRIETY PENALTY: Probable

EQUIPMENT BONUSES:

• +10 Drinking-Song Enthusiasm
• +5 Improvised Combat Readiness
• Resistance to boring parties
• Advantage on all tavern-related charisma checks
• 40% chance of starting a completely unnecessary chant
• 100% chance that a Bombshell knows exactly what you’re yelling

WARNING: Activating the battle cry in public may summon nearby warriors, wenches, drinking companions, festival degenerates, and at least one man who misunderstood the assignment.


MATERIAL SPECS:

• Soft ring-spun cotton construction
• Double stitching at the neckline and sleeves
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Wear it proud. Drink loud. Fight responsibly.